| Nothing ruins a semester quite like an incredibly boring class before lunch. Nothing. | |
| It would be a lot of fun to take batting practice from Tim Wakefield. | |
| TBS should start a new network for showing "The Shawshank Redemption" 24/7. | |
The phrase "Back in the day" has really worn out its welcome. |
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| How disappointing must it be to train for months, years even, for an Olympic event, only to fall down two seconds into your race? Heartbreaking. | |
| I would pay a lot of money for one book of all-new Calvin and Hobbes strips. Am I alone here? | |
| If there was a "Best Band With a Weird Name" award, I would vote for the Flaming Lips. (Badly Drawn Boy would be the runner-up). | |
| As cliché as the term may be, I think that if I looked up "sellout" in the dictionary, a picture of Rivers Cuomo would be there. | |
| I will be surprised if I ever have to use the periodic table after I graduate from high school. | |
| Smile, Big Brother is watching. | |
| It is just wrong that "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" and "Moulin Rouge" combined for 21 Oscar nominations, while "Memento" and "The Royal Tenenbaums" got two and one, respectively. | |
| Those four films, plus "Pearl Harbor", are the only nominees this year that I have seen, so the rest of my complaints will be made in ignorance. | |
| Did "Training Day" really receive two acting nominations, or am I dreaming? | |
| When I become an actor, I will have to remember that the Academy has a soft spot for people who play mentally-handicapped characters (see: Sean Penn). | |
| If the acting thing falls through, maybe I can become an Olympic figure skating judge. It seems to pay well. | |
| Can you imagine how much bigger the figure skating 'scandal' would have been if Sale and Pelletier were American, rather than Canadian? | |
| It is always a sad time when Oscar-bait season ends, and movies like "Rollerball", "Crossroads", and "Queen of the Damned" become the hot new releases. | |
| Speaking of "Crossroads", this is an actual excerpt from Roger Ebert's review: "Spoiler warning! Stop reading now unless you want to learn the dismal outcome of their trip, as Lucy's mom informs her she was a "mistake," Kit's fiance turns out to have another woman and to be guilty of date-rape, and Mimi, who was the rape victim, has a miscarriage." For some reason, this just cracks me up. Talk about misleading advertising. | |
| If Miss Cleo is shut down, who will tell me how my future will turn out?! In all seriousness, I would be happy to see her go just so I never have to see those commercials again. Ever. | |
Spring training has begun. Baseball season is coming. |
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